I Drink Pussy Juice for Energy

I am sure you all have those days. Days when you feel lethargic, powerless and fatigue. Unfortunately for you it seems those days coincide with dozen of submission deadlines, examination periods and relative gatherings :( 

It is only matter of time that we all need that extra 'boost' to pass the day, and I am also sure that you all are not stranger to those 'boost'. Some turn to energy drinks, like relentless or the infamous redbull; some turn to caffeine pills, hooking on one by one; some simply just ask their friends to bitchslap their face until they are awake again. For me, all those methods are nothing for the weak and pussies. In fact, I drink pussy juice for the energy i need. I savour the sweet nectar from the heaven, directly from the opening and slurp in delight! Mmmmmm.......

Ok, before anyone actually take serious of what i said just now and plan to take me into custody for public sexual exploitation , put down your damn phone. I am actually referring to this:-

Yes, it's a new energy drink named Pussy. However, unlike those taurine-packed, no good bull crap energy/soft drinks, Pussy is full of natural goodness. It's mostly mix with botanic herbs, lychee, and the ancient energy booster - Ginseng Siberian Ginseng  to be exact). So instead going BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! like you normally would after drinking redbull, you actually thought you drank a nice can of Yeo's Lychee juice, 

To be honest, the taste gets a little bit while to get used to, but it has actually a refreshing taste to it without the feel of artificial and carbonate drinks. I highly recommend this to people that wants an alternative from redbull or relentless , even for people who are afraid that taurine is obtained through bulls testicle, to give Pussy energy drink a lick.